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[Kåre]

How many monks does it take to change a light bulb?
They can’t. There are no light bulbs in the Vinaya.
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How many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
No need. Just note: ‘darkness, darkness, darkness’.
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How many Buddhist scholars does it take to change a light bulb?
An internationally respected committee of academics, after deliberating all night, conclusively failed to agree on the meaning of the word ‘light bulb’.
Meanwhile, the sun came up.
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How many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light bulb?
There are 20W light bulbs, 40W light bulbs, 80W light bulbs, 100W… 200W…
There are 6V light bulbs, 12V light bulbs, 120V light bulbs, 240V light bulbs…
There are incandescent bulbs, fluorescent bulbs…
There are clear light bulbs, pearled light bulbs, colored light bulbs…
There are screw-in light bulbs, bayonet light bulbs…
There are 20W light bulbs that are 6V, there are 20W light bulbs that are 12V… 120V… 240V…
There are 40W light bulbs that are 6V… 240V…
80W… 100W… 200W…
There are 20W light bulbs that are 6V incandescent…
There are 200W light bulbs that are 240V, florescent, coloured, and bayonet …

[daishin]

Den var go' (se, hvad jeg laver, når jeg skal skrive opgave  : )
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[Yoren]

  Elsker de vittigheder! og har også delt dem