Jokes og selvironi

[Yoren]

 
Hvad kalder man en buddhist der bliver fuldstændig opslugt af sin computer?
- Han indgår i nørdvana!
 

[Yoren]

The buddhist whent into a pizza-hut and asked: "Make me one with everything!"
When the pizza was done and it was time to pay, the man behind the counter asked the buddhist if she had any change. The buddhist replied: "Everything is change!"
 

[gamlelight]

Hvad kalder man en buddhist der bliver fuldstændig opslugt af sin computer?
- Han indgår i nørdvana!
 

Det lys har jeg set 

[Senshin]

[Senshin]

Hvor er den bare sød!!

[Yoren]

Har klippet lidt fra nettet:

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"I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."

-- Gotama Buddha
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"Hell was OK, until some wise guy went to heaven and came back"

-- Buddhadasa Bhikkhu
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"Nothing leads me further from attachment than a week with the in-laws"

- David Loomis on his "first profound thought".
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Buddha's last words: "Decay is inherent in all compounded things. Strive unceasingly."

Buddha stated the second law of thermodynamics. His inherent understanding still amazes me.

- William A. Russell
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"Thank God I'm a Buddhist."
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A Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't.
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[Yoren]

Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?
A:  Because Buddhists don't have any soul.
 

[Kåre]

The buddhist whent into a pizza-hut and asked: "Make me one with everything!"
When the pizza was done and it was time to pay, the man behind the counter asked the buddhist if she had any change. The buddhist replied: "Everything is change!"
 

En litt annen avslutning:

It was time to pay, and the buddhist only had a large bill. After a while she asked: "Where's my change?"
The vendor replied: "Change must come from within!"

[Yoren]

Q: Why do we take refuge in the Buddha, the Dharma and the Sangha?
A: Because sex, chocolate and alcohol turned out to be impermanent.

- Årh for pokker!!

[Yoren]

The buddhist whent into a pizza-hut and asked: "Make me one with everything!"
When the pizza was done and it was time to pay, the man behind the counter asked the buddhist if she had any change. The buddhist replied: "Everything is change!"
 

En litt annen avslutning:

It was time to pay, and the buddhist only had a large bill. After a while she asked: "Where's my change?"
The vendor replied: "Change must come from within!"

Ja, den slutning kender jeg også godt - den er fin!

[Yoren]

Q: Why is Buddhist tape worthless?

A: Because it doesn't attach to anything.

 

[Senshin]

[Kåre]

Blir The Buddha Patch å få kjøpt i Buddha-biks-butikken? 

[Doko]

Ha ha ha ha ha : )

[Senshin]